Best of Rajnikant jokes - Part II
Rajnikant………
1. Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!! - by Ankit Shukla
2. When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down...!!!
3.Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside !
4. Rajnikant kicked a Once horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
5. Intel’s new caption – Rajnikant Inside. - by Prabh
6. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. - by Abbas
7. Some magicans can walk on water, Rajnikant can swim through land. - by Abbas
8. Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired - by Abbas
9. player: I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hrs… can u..?? - by Abbas
10. Rajnikanth: enna rascala… How do u think the earth spins…?? :) mind it! - by siva
11. Once Rajnikant was caught on the highway for over speeding… while walking… - by Arpit Rathi
12. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games… Rajnikanth gave it to them! – by Harvinder Singh Gill
13. An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai … Rajnikant stopped it in Lonawala. - by Nikhil
14. Once Rajnikanth was on Hot Seat of KBC and Computer needed Lifeline to Choose the question. - by Manish
15. Two ghosts were talking.. One consoled other “Don’t fear brother.. there is nothing like Rajnikant” – by Gaurav Sharma
16. Rajnikant’s daughter lost her virginity. Rajnikant found it and gave it back to her !!! - by ssumanth
17. Rajnikant was born on 30th february.. Since then february decided not to give this date to anyone else..!! Mind it.. - by Sandeep
18. Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track. - by Sandeep
19. Graham Bell ne lamppost ke neeche padhai ki.. Rabindranath Tagore ne laalten mein padhai ki. Einstein ne doosre logo ki khidki se aati thodi si roshni mein padhai ki. Aur Rajnikanth ne Agarbatti mein :)
20. Once Rajnikant participated in 100 meter running race. Don’t even try 2 guess wat happened. Rajnikant won the race. Seeing this Einstein committed suicide . do U know why. Coz light came third, but who came 2nd Rajnikant’s shadow. - by Sandeep
21. Rajnikant is lovin’ it! – Macdonald’s new tagline - by Harsh
22. A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
23. Corporate Slogans as they should be:
Impossible is Rajnikanth – Adidas
The car in front is Rajnis – Toyota.
Rajnikanth at Work – General Electric (GE)
am Rajnikanth! What? Rajnikanth I am – Reebok
Connecting Rajnikanth – Nokia
Hello Rajnikanth – Motorola
Express Rajnikanth – Airtel Cellular Service India
A Rajnikanth can change your life – Idea Cellular India
Do you… rajnikanth!? – Yahoo
High Performance, Delivered – Accenture for Rajnikanth
Republic of Rajnikanth - by Dr Sunil
24. Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant
25.Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Rajnikant waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang… the gangster dies…
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