Best Santa Banta Jokes

 

Here you find The Best collection of good15 Santa Banta jokes, which will make you laugh…so Happy Laughing ha ha ha…….and wait for Part 2 Santa banta jokes

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

 Santa : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

 Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself, "Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."

 santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied

 Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

 Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

 Santa :   I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"

Banta :  Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!

 Santa :  Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet :   Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

 Santa :  A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta :   Oye, Iska Matlab ?
Santa :   Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Santa : Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet :   Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa     :    Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet :   Phone Mere Liye Tha!

 Santa :   Oh Yaar Main Badi Mushkil Mein Hoon...
             Meri Biwi Mujhse Ek Pappi Ka Ek Rupeya Leti Hai..!
Banta :   Oh Yaar Tu Bada Lucky Hai, Auron Se To Woh 5 Rupye Leti Hai

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghuss Ayaa..
Daku  : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question

Santa asks Priest: Why did god make women so beautiful?
Priest: So that you will love them.
Santa: But why did God make