One of the biggest names of South Indian film industry is Mr. Rajnikanth……As happens with all celebrity, he also has his own set of jokes… !!! The intention of these jokes is not to make fun of Mega Star RajniKanth.. One cannot dare to. Its simply for fun and entertainment purpose.
I apologize if I hurt someone's feeling...
Andheri kaufni raat me.....ek bhoot doosre bhoot se-
Are darr mat koi rajnikant nahi hota.
. why did rajnikant buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner...?...Coz he wanted to play carrom...!!
.Some Random Scientist : how do you write 4 in btw 5 ? China : Joke?? Japan : impossible American : Question wrong Pak : stop asking foolish questions, else ill kill you:P UK : nt found in internet frm INDIA Rajnikanth (There is nothing RAJNIKANTH can't do!) : " F(|V)E " :P :P Rajni Rocks :D ;)
A 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINI.......Since then,it is called TATA NANO.
Once while playing Rajnikanth said "STATUE" to a person......... Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, British would have fought for their independence.......
Rajinikanth enters the Big Boss house, and next day there is announcement............
Rajinikanth chahate hai ki Big Boss confession room me aaye.
Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars.
Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.
Rajanikanth makes onions cry.
Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day
Rajnikant used to have a rough note book during his School Times. Today That Book Is Known As………… WIKIPEDIA
RAJNIKANTH WAS BORN BEFORE HIS PARENTS WERE….
Once there was a beggar singing at the road………RAJNIKANT enjoyed his singing and gave him his gold chain …………dat beggar is now known as BAPPI LAHIRI…………………….
Dettol’s soap’s new advertisement – the best germ killer, after rajnikanth
How Newton Died?
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He died after watching south indian movies bcoz he couldn’t bear Rajnikant breaking all the Law of Physics which he made..
Rajnikanth was shot today..
Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral:-)
Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomenon is called solar eclipse..!!
Government of India pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India !!
CAT is outdated. Now the students have 2 prepare for RAT= RAJNIKANT APTITUDE TEST
Facebook founder Mark Zukerburg is hospitalized with serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant poked him on facebook…
Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
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